raftaar and norah fatehi

India’s so-called “First Dancehall Track”

Raftaar’s latest track, “Baby Marvake Maanegi” is touted as “India’s First Dancehall Song.” I’m sorry, what? This is most definitely NOT dancehall. They have a watered down old dancehall beat in the background and a booty-shaking video girl, that is not a dancehall song. The track itself is a good song and nice to dance…

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Shout out to Germany one time!

So… oddly I have a lot of readers from Germany. Word, I know I was shocked too. But I’d like to thank my German readers for taking the time to read my nonsense. THANKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I really do appreciate it. -Much Love ❤

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How I Avoid Real Life…

I suck at confrontation. Like seriously….. I suck. I’m likely to hyperventilate and pretend to faint to avoid dealing with real life. But my immune system is such a piece of shit I usually don’t have to pretend because I’m always sick anyway. Thanks for the lack of breast milk mom. (I guess I really…

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Losing Weight When You Have Boobs…

Losing weight for girls, in general, is a struggle, it’s scientifically proven that it is harder for women to lose weight than men. Since I’ve been working out more regularly the past few weeks I can really feel my body getting into shape slowly. I felt so good this morning when I didn’t have to…

Because I’m crazy….

So… I broke a plate this morning, and now my set of 6 is ruined and I feel like I’m going to break out into hives if I don’t go to Ikea and buy myself another single plate to match my set. Even though I live alone and have no use for 6 small plates….…